imanidiotwilson’s posterous

Which of these sometimes blistering hot and stupidly cold products works the best?

What if IcyHot was called ItchyHot?  Image scratching at something that itches while having the sensation of a blow torch on your pupils.

Do these products get hot enough to allow the consumer to bake with it since their gas/electric provider cut them short for the month? How about smoothering their(nipsco) seats with it as a substantial way of getting Karma to smile?

What about eskimos in their natural habitat(cold places such as alaska or under your next door neighbors sump pump tile) can they endure squeezing a load of IcyHot on their already cold hands without taking a chance of killing off all their barbwire like hair on those hands? Can this result in frostbite?

Can these products be placed on mucous membrane areas of the body without creating a drought in those areas?

All that aside, why won't walmart accept half used tubes of BenGay or IcyHot?

We aren't always fulfilled with our lastest purchase.

I could potentially be sterile for months, perhaps years thanks to IcyHot.

I'm awaiting some comments. I'm mostly waiting for some hate mongers and/or an individual to critic my posts with a relatively logical sense of well...common sense. Tell me where my faults are and I will adjust my leather belt one notch tighter than it currently is.

You won't find any mugshots of me on the internet, so feel free to drop me a line.

without you having to exert too much effort, thus avoiding a skin graph?

Perhaps maybe the toilet paper doesn't what to exceed its expectations since it is a cheap rip off of better brands

and it wants to avoid being flushed prematurely before its job is done. With all of this aside, we, the customer and it, the product,

must make rash decisions. Hahaha, get it, rash decisions? Atleast the product got rid of 'cling ons'

http://www.electricamish.com/: My former band until I burnt down Carl's barn because I left an oil lamp burning throughout the night. I was churning butter and listening to "Black Bonnet Girls"

I'm just kidding, but you should definiately check them out.

Oh, here's some lyrics I pulled out of my diminishing brain...Enjoy

Oh, we don't shave our beards, because we're married, we don't watch Oprah on tv, because she's scary

I've never heard of the iphone nor Apple, oh, our manure pit looks like a bad bottle of Snapple

We drive black vehicles on old school wheels,  we pull down our girdle during every meal

I ain't afraid to speak the truth, oh, this country odor reminds of my sheltered youth

bang bang on the door, just another amish gentleman

what's the noise?" he asks "Enter Sandman?"

aufWiedersehen-imanidiotwilson

I forgot to properly introduce myself to the Posterous community.

I'm a j-walker by day, and a cd collector by night. Only one person, known to man, that I know of can claim the title of imanidiotwilson. That heroic creature is this dude ----> Me, Garen Wilson, a Hoosier that consumes way too much soy sauce, inhales as much exhaust emissions as possible and helps deliver baby horses on the farm. What a shocker eh? A farmer(i'm not actually a farmer, but I do live on a farm)...down by the river side, down by, down by the river side, down by. Ok, that's enough of that. I try to make people laugh, but all too often fail. I also try to bathe in tobasco sauce, but with alot of open wounds, on countless appendages, it hurts. I'm alot older then my picture might portray. In that picture, you can't see the stubble that is affixed to my chin, nor can you see all my battle wounds i've accumulated during my 20 years here on planet earth.

I like discussing comical things, buying vaseline at K-mart and entertaining people or a person whenever i'm in the mood. I also write music and lyrics, but I take it very seriously. I bite my toenails(just joking) and refuse to do any drugs, presciption or not. I was once a Benadryl baby, but I moved onto better teats and I hate onions.

Alright, Greta is trying to steal my internet connection, so I better get back to watching re-runs of Salamanders mating in the wild, I can't miss it. Bye yall

WILSON

In today's world, a world that embellishes all different types of societies lays a vast array of people. People varying from different home fronts, different political views, and different moral codes/standards are probably good in their intentions. They all have the opportunity to connect to some type of internet connection, whether it is dial up, high speed, wireless, etc. Unfortunately for people such as myself whom all too often journey to their little piece of technology known as a computer, just to encourage others to keep making videos, pay their taxes, feed a homeless guy, read a bible (or bomb making bible if you're into those types of chemistry related devices) all too often run into obscure and mostly pre-adolescent comments such as the following example;

"that wasted 43secs of my life, I want it back"

"shes gay, your gay, im the only straight one"

"youve changed, im unsubbing"

"shut up...biatch"

"youre not funny"

"your gay"

"hickery dickery duck, this vid su su sucks"

"if you dont vote obama 08, youre racist"

"George Clooney can suck um"

"shes so hot and she works for apple"

"im going to slit you wide open with a plastic spoon"

"just like charles barkley cant dribble, you cant make a good video"

Ok, so I made some of them up, but the point still remains the same. Don't watch a video; wait until the climatic end (sometimes climatic) and say; "youre gay" Alright, let me point out the inconsistencies with this. You call me gay (I’ve never been called that on youtube or on Posterous...yet) yet you are the one watching a video and wasting time or are you? Let’s just say it's one of several "The Miley&Mandy Show" vids currently sprouting across youtube. If you're calling the subject or person in the video -gay- and you're watching it, but you claim to be straight, should I post a bulletin saying this? "Hey this straight dude is watching vids with gay people in them.” I'm certain your popularity in high school would decline, rapidly. The point is I or we the people who make videos and receive such comments, should question your orientation right? After all, you are the one watching "gay videos"...right?

With all that being said, comments such as the ones listed above; give me happiness in being an American with a wireless internet connection. I can sit on my rump and laugh at will when I stumble across the next gnarly and most often unorthodox comment I run into. The best one I’ve found to date involved Red Lobster. I chuckled as I found myself frolicking around like a ram that was just castrated after the humor sunk deep…deep into my cerebellum which cause my sensory and motor neurons to go gleefully into an uncontrollable sputter. That was that until I saw some donuts that looked like they had CatNip sprinkled on them. They were mighty delicious but I had to pop a few indigestion meds to help extinguish the flame growing within my bowls.

If you’ve read this, the whole thing in its entirety, you need to know that I exaggerated most of this.à    

                                   imanidiotwilson(I forgot to indent)

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Word of the day: VIP(not what most popular cultures know as "Very Important Person")

VIP as in Ventilated Improved Pit...wikipedia it if you don't believe me.