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Questions about BenGay and IcyHot

Which of these sometimes blistering hot and stupidly cold products works the best?

What if IcyHot was called ItchyHot?  Image scratching at something that itches while having the sensation of a blow torch on your pupils.

Do these products get hot enough to allow the consumer to bake with it since their gas/electric provider cut them short for the month? How about smoothering their(nipsco) seats with it as a substantial way of getting Karma to smile?

What about eskimos in their natural habitat(cold places such as alaska or under your next door neighbors sump pump tile) can they endure squeezing a load of IcyHot on their already cold hands without taking a chance of killing off all their barbwire like hair on those hands? Can this result in frostbite?

Can these products be placed on mucous membrane areas of the body without creating a drought in those areas?

All that aside, why won't walmart accept half used tubes of BenGay or IcyHot?

We aren't always fulfilled with our lastest purchase.

I could potentially be sterile for months, perhaps years thanks to IcyHot.

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